Human's creativity

Have you ever wonder why sometimes/most of the time God doesn't answer prayers/grant wishes?

It's not that God don't want to.. it's just... well...



In case you didn't know, this is an iceberg



If broken into pieces, probably it would look like this

Comeback

Sometimes teasing or insulting just doesn't work

Life's a bitch

Friends: "Huh? What happened?"


"I got double parked."
"... wait a minute"





Ok. So you got double parked in Taylors Lakeside Campus. What should you do?

Get the car number plate and the car sticker number.

Note: Do not even bother asking the guards around. They're just holding walkie talkies

Go to the office. Get a number and wait in line.

Q: But I'm rushi-
A: Get a number

Q: Could I jus-
A:

"Remember, no cuttin lines"

Q: So what about the part where they say:
Inconsiderate students will face penalty of having their parking sticker confiscated or their vehicle clamped.

A:

Oh mai

Ahh memories lol

Omg

Gravity error

Click to read

How do I fix gravity guys

Tak guna!

This is how Taylors treat their things when they are out of order, calling them useless :P

Banana

Even though I found out it meant "status"? But it felt weird

Miscommunication

I just heard one of the most awkward misused Malaysia Language when I went to McD with my cousin.

The conversation between the cashier and one aunty goes like this:

Cashier: Hi may I take your order?

Aunty: Uh I want goreng pisang

Cashier: Pisang Goreng?

Aunty: Yaya

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Aww meow

I need a handjob

Totally viewable for all ages :3

Holiday is here!

Lets see what's on my To-Do list!

A day before my IT presentation

My IT presentation is about YouTube. So I was exploring the features there and then present it in class.

I found this cool feature under TestTube(no not a porn website) called



Sounds interesting!



Better not

Parking spaces

Observe the parking spaces clearly and you will shit brix

Note: Oh yeah, behind me is the entrance. Basically like this:

Yay spamzors

wtfisthisshit

Facebook friends

In facebook some people tend to just accept friend request.

I know you guys are just trying to be friendly and make new friends


But seriously, who are they??

I even tried to send messages and no reply from them.

Some just added and never reply

Awkwardness lol

TM

Which company would be so desperate?


Oh..

Random comics, again!

Nothing to post :( Comics works, right? Even though they're not mine haha



Make me feel special, and I am yours forever
Woot dam random :D

Thanks bro :DD

Haha I know its late brotah xD But better than nothing :x After for so long, looking back still makes me laugh like shit

Thank You bro for giving me this meaningful piece of medal :D



On the day I got this, we had our 'brother way of communicating'.

After I opened it, I went to his room, he saw me and we were laughing like hell.

It might seem that its just a normal laugh to everyone else, but to us, it's

Me: Bro you sarcastic bitch!
Him: Where got?!
Me: Just admit it douchebag!
Him: I love you bro :D

Very touched :D



I was even more touched when I found out he wrote 'Brother' on the plastic bag so that he wouldn't forgot that this medal was for me. Even though I'm his only brother.

I was very scared that he would get me something fucked up because I remember the last time he gave me was a retarded pikachu doll :D


Close enough

Missing.

Random comics

Didn't update for a very long time now.

I was browsing around the internwebs and I found a few funny/cute comics :D

For those who played Left 4 Dead before should know what it means xD


D'aww





LOL @ Tank's face

Explosms~








I never get to say, I love you..