Human's creativity

Have you ever wonder why sometimes/most of the time God doesn't answer prayers/grant wishes?

It's not that God don't want to.. it's just... well...



In case you didn't know, this is an iceberg



If broken into pieces, probably it would look like this

Comeback

Sometimes teasing or insulting just doesn't work

Life's a bitch

Friends: "Huh? What happened?"


"I got double parked."
"... wait a minute"





Ok. So you got double parked in Taylors Lakeside Campus. What should you do?

Get the car number plate and the car sticker number.

Note: Do not even bother asking the guards around. They're just holding walkie talkies

Go to the office. Get a number and wait in line.

Q: But I'm rushi-
A: Get a number

Q: Could I jus-
A:

"Remember, no cuttin lines"

Q: So what about the part where they say:
Inconsiderate students will face penalty of having their parking sticker confiscated or their vehicle clamped.

A:

Oh mai

Ahh memories lol

Omg

Gravity error

Click to read

How do I fix gravity guys

Tak guna!

This is how Taylors treat their things when they are out of order, calling them useless :P

Banana

Even though I found out it meant "status"? But it felt weird

Miscommunication

I just heard one of the most awkward misused Malaysia Language when I went to McD with my cousin.

The conversation between the cashier and one aunty goes like this:

Cashier: Hi may I take your order?

Aunty: Uh I want goreng pisang

Cashier: Pisang Goreng?

Aunty: Yaya

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Aww meow