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Malaysia's trend

Fuck I was on the way back last two days and I encounter an expected road block. The speed limit was 90km/h and I maintained around there.

Got pulled over.


I just remembered I had extra money in my wallet to buy books and such. Well the picture explains it all :P

The handsome man told me I was speeding at 106km/h, wtf? Maybe my leg cramped and added a little more speed.

Our little "auction":

Me: Ehlo bang(Hey brother)
Handsome man: Pergi mana ni? (Where are you going?)
Me: Balik lah (Going back)
Handsome man: Mana kamu tinggal? (Where do you live?)
Me: Alam Damai, depan sana saje (Alam Damai, just infront of this place)
Handsome man: Tengok laisen (Let's see your driver's license)
Me: *Hands license over* Apa masalah bang? (What seems to be the problem, brother?)
Handsome man: Speeding ni *Shows 106km/h speed under my car number* (You were speeding)
[Cut some shit part where he ask me if I always use this highway(Answered yes btw)]
Me: Bagi chans la bang, pertama kali ni (Give me a chance, brother, its my first time)
Handsome man: Nak settle? (Want to settle?)
Me: Ok lah (Ok)
Handsome man: RM100, saman ni RM300 tau? (RM100, this ticket costs you RM300, do you know that?)
Me: *Shows my wallet* Saya takde duit banyak tu lah, RM20 boleh? (I don't have that much, what about RM20?)
Handsome man: *Giggles* RM20 saje? Saman ni RM300 tau? (RM20 only? This costs you RM300!)
[After some seducing saying that this is my first time getting a ticket and bla bla]
Handsome man: Ah boleh lah (Ah alright)
Me: Wokeh *Places money under driving license and hand it towards him*
Handsome man: Pandu baik lain kali ok? (Drive carefully next time ok?)
Me: Haha wokeh, thank you bang (Haha ok, thanks brother)

No, I don't have bondage feelings towards him


Before


After

What is your lowest record?

Live: Lecture in ICT

Teaching us how to 'add reply' in a forum.




Now proceeding to Microsoft Office. Fuck?

Orientation day

Sitting pose


With price tag on shoe

But I think no one noticed

Another tag by Sam

1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?
Yeah

2 ) Describe yourself in one word.
BRILLIANT

3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
Loves me someone who

4) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Yah mahn. Yah

5 ) Does it feel good to love?


6 ) What's the best thing to do with the one you love?


7) What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you?
I LOL'D

8 ) Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
The annoying ones

9 ) What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
What's wrong having feelings

10 ) Best place to cry?
Bathroom while bathing. Don't have to wipe away tears. Troublesome

11 ) Are you now single n available?
Yup

12) Who do you love?
My family

13 ) Tell us about ur dream last night?
Cycling in my village in rounds, then woke up full of sweat(Thought I was sinking into my pee). Woke up at 3AM and I can't sleep.

14) Ever hated someone so bad?
Noep

15 ) The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
"Nice hair lol"

16) You went to the movies with? Wad movie?
Captain Blur, Lt. Obvious, Sarg. Mole, Lolsburg, Private Hamster and Edwyn

[ When is the last time.. ]
17) You hugged?
Yesterday

18) You yelled at someone?
Forgot

19) You miss someone?
My grandpa :(

20) Danced crazy?
When I felt like it. Randomly :P

21) What makes you angry?
Being bitten by mosquitoes

22) If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
Hopefully everything goes well for everyone

23) If you have given all expense to a trip, where will you go?
JPN

24) Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
*Looks at brother*

25) Are you old fashioned?
Old fashioned?! I AM HIP :-)

26) What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
I do not love them back

27) What thing would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
My hair

28) What's your fav outdoor game?
Breathing fresh air

The Ultimate 5 Things that Scares You:
1. Losing any of my family member
2. Ah Beng cars
3. Pre-school shows
4. Holes on the roads
5. Controllers run out of battery

5 Songs Playing in Your Head Lately:
1. Poker Face - GAGA
2. Love and Sex and Magic - Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake
3. Calcutta - Dr. Bombay
4. Flight of the Bumble Bee - Maksim
5. Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

5 Things You love:
1. Things I have
2. :)
3. :)
4. :)
5. :)

I tag:
ANYONE