A not colourful tag :D

Tagged by some evil girl T_T


[01] Real name: Teoh, Wilson Teoh.
[02] Nickname: Gramps, old, grandpa, sheep, museum(blame my cousins wtf), music(this too)
[03] Married: To my car :x (Bye guys I'm dead, remember I drive a gen2)
[04] Zodiac Sign: Cancel
[05] Gender: Aiyo so shy la
[06] Age: 18. In those pro Chinese, CONFIRM FATT
[07] High school: Sri Garden under communist Mr. Cockwl
[08] College: Taylor's School of Money Sucking Bitches Business
[09] Height: ALMOST 170 ._. I think?
[10] Weight: Put your legs behind your neck, that way you can FEEL how heavy I am
[11] Do you like yourself: LOL
[12] Piercing: My brother pierces through anything
[13] Right or left: Left or right
[14] Are you a freak: Ask my joker friends
[15] Hair: Rainbow. Don't believe meet me next time
[16] Skin: Hmm got pimple lol
[17] Allergic: To bullshits and lameshits
[18] What are you doing now: Not trying to be Captain Obvious
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: No one knows
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Hopefully nothing to do with CDs
[21] Live with: Family
[22] Siblings (including you): 2
[23] Eldest: My brother
[24] Youngest: "My little brother" - Dickson Teoh
[25] Love/hate your family: Love la of course!
[26] You found your another half: My cute little mouse :D
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Mice Samantha Kusuma Wardani Samijono :P
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Still her :(
[29] Time(s) you were in a relationship: Once
[30] Ever wooed a boy/girl(0-100): NopeLOL
[31] Anyone wooed you before(0-100): DunnoLOL
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Hurt her little heart :(
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: I'VE SINNED(Not telling)
[34] Ever argued with your other half: Yup :x Who doesn't
[35] You are with your other half since: Oh tree oh se7en oh nin9
[36] Are you straight/queer: Straight
[37] Reasons you love your other half: EVELEHTHENG
[38] You and your other half are in which stage: DUNNOLOL
[39] You wooed him/her or he/she wooed you: Hmmm, ask her ;D
[40] Ever think of marrying him/her: Hehe :P

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Zheng Nam. OMFG I still remember LOL. I wonder if he still remembers me xD But I forgot his surname though
[42] Your first enemy: Faggotten
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only): Proton Gen2
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): Proton Gen2
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Her :P
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: Proton Gen2
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: The kind of girl I hate
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Those who uses others :/
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: I wanted to laugh but it just make me feel more gay
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: No way
[51] If your friend back stabs you: Been there :P
[52] If your friend betrays you: Remember his/her face and...
[53] If your friend woos your lover: I'll make sure he'll run around naked for 5 hours
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: UGH WHAT?
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: UGH WHAT?
[56] Are you a good student: Innocent little one :)
[57] You always done your homework/assignments: Yee...ah...
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Pn. AMAR LOL. I still got her nagging recording. "You think you are rich but I am actually richer than you" - Pn Amar
[59] Always late to school/college: PUNCTUAL AT ALL TIMES
[60] Your class: 5K1 omfg(If you are referring to high school)
[61] You love your seniors: Maybe?
[62] Seniors who you love the most: JOHNKOR
[63] Your classmates good/bad: High school? Oh god
[64] Excellent result classmate: Harddisk; Xin Ping
[65] Laziest classmate: Who ah? :x
[66] Smart people: All
[67] Stupid people: Former 5K1 student should know
[68] Good looking people: All
[69] Ugly people: Former 5K1 student should know
[70] Funny people: Former 5k1 students xD
[71] Cute people: Former 5k-.. wait
[72] Bad people: All former 5k1 student is innocent :)
[73] Honest people: LOL
[74] Acting people: LOL
[75] You are what kind of people: Innocent guy :)
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyelips
[77] Hugs or and kisses:
[78] Shorter or taller: Wtf does this question mean? "The friends that is shorter or taller"?
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: *Blank in mind*
[80] Nice stomach or and nice arms: GREEDISGOOD
[81] Listener or Talker: GREEDISGOOD
[82] Romantic or rich: Romantic :D
[83] Good husband or good father: Dick or brain. How do you feel now f**ker?

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get married: Whenever she is ready :)
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 2-3 :o Wow plannings!
[86] Career: Successful business man. Wah
[87] Salary: That fullfils my needs. And my needs is around "RM as much as I can"
[88] Retirement age: Don't know?
[89] Properties value: UNLIMITED
[90] Wishes: Got her already :D

THE VICTIMS

I'm such a good boy, I don't want to 'victimize' anyone :D Just do if you feel like it

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Malacca Trip

Its been around 5 years since I went to Malacca. It was a school trip back then and now we're on our own.

Here's a part of their profile whom I went with

Shawnzz


"Lin lao hia" - Shawn

Nickname: 1.5 Honda City i-dsi
Age: 18 this year
Species: Ferrari fag
Driving: Before he got his license. Yes I was in his car. Bricks were shat
Driving skills: Racing line. Trusted(Safe)
Disaster: Got fuaked upside down real badly behind on his Ferrari(A moment of silence for respecting the Ferrari please)
Conversation: 90% of our conversation is about cars. No we're not gay
Job on trip: Driving to Malacca and around Malacca


Darren


(Sorry I don't have your picture, so I stole it from your blog xD)
"Jauhai" - Darren

Nickname: Almighty 3.0 Cefiro/Cheras Tiger
Age: N/A
Species: Mind-fuaker
Driving: We got our license together. Still we're not gay.. maybe
Driving skills: If you see his face when looking at the back mirror CLEARLY and BIG. Yup that's him. Trusted(Got skills, and not encouraging you to do that more) :(
Disaster: Psycho everyone infront of his car
Conversation: Most probably fuaked up, random and brain-cell killing with his questions
Job on trip: Sleeping beauty



We're driving Shawn's car and its raining quite heavily on the way there


Thank god we have his very elastic wiper

After 1 hour or more of driving



We finally reached Malacca.

The first thing I notice is that Malacca is quite different from KL roads, similiar to Singapore. When we're around Jonkers Street, the road is usually one-way. In KL, the road is pretty messy with alot of intersections and psychoness

I don't know if our luck was bad on that day, but we encounter alot of people there moving without checking if there is any car behind. We almost got into an accident once

So we decided to go for Malacca's Chicken Rice Ball(which is quite famous I think).



Then we laughed at each other's face


Determined Shawn did not give up, and we headed for another Chicken Rice Ball shop


Restaurant Famous Famosa Chicken Rice Ball

No parking around the shop -1. Now that's a start

Looked through their menu, no Iced Milo -2. That's a big sigh for me


After finding out that there isn't any Iced Milo, the second thing that came into my mind was Iced Lemon Cha Tea♥ Reminds me of someone special :) I must admit, it tastes awesome! So +0.5 :D LOL wtf how bias can I go


We ordered steam chicken, roasted chicken and bbq pork. Everything was nice until the main thing fuaked everything up. The rice ball. The feeling when eating it is like.. you're eating chicken rice, and some of the rice is sticked together, soft and melty. Except this is the whole fuaking thing. -3 big disappointment


Anyway my favourite is the combination is the stucked-up rice ballz with bbq pork.

4.5/10

After that Darren told us he'll fukken PMS if he never eat any Cendol. I didn't take any pictures of it because I wasn't interested at cendols at all. But for the first time, it tastes so DARN NICE.


We chilled around looking at sceneries. Everything was peaceful until


Darren decided to scream at 20+ people. We took off

We then went for a little shopping

Where else can you find Biscuits that shat cakes?

We then went back. I didn't take pictures though. I wonder why some of you say that cruising in highway is boring. All you have to do is find something to do yourself. Like me, I just target a car and follow them on the same journey :D

My english finals test for semester 1

With typo "Final Xamination"

So hip lah taylors. Hope you xaminate our answers properly before marking :D


Precious moments :D ♥