Oh god, I just love Gen2! Don't you? Its a Malaysian car, by Protons!
Where can you find a car as handy as Gen2? Ok, imagine this, you're being attacked from someone outside your car with a stick. And you brought nothing but handphone, keys and money. What will you do? Call the police? By that time the police reach there or you can even tell them where you are, you're already robbed and bashed up.
Fight back? I don't think its easy to win with someone who carries a weapon while you're bare handed. No, Superman won't help you, so does Spiderman or any other heros.
But with this lovely and handy Gen2, you can save yourself.
First, stop the car.
Now your car is stopped. Next, pull off the cover.
Ka-ching!
Behold, one of Gen2's secret weapon! There's more hidden weapons in the car, you can try pulling them off.
Does your car have air-cond problems? Still hot when you set the temperature to 16degree celcius? Wished you have a colder air-cond? Don't worry, Gen2 is the best choice of all cars. Only with Gen2, You can only set super cold, or hot. No other. The air-cond is so special, its spoiled.
I mean, check this out man, the back seat is so comfortable! See the gap!
Its like you can fit your whole FIST man! Can you imagine that?? The space is so BIG!
Where else can you find normal cars like Gen2??
Gen2's power is really strong. The engine makes WHOLE LOTS OF NOISE like you're driving a F1! At high gear, no matter how much you hit the pedal, it still goes at the same RPM/speed! Gen2 is specially made for massaging machine. Why? Just start the engine and you can feel the whole car vibrating. Its really comfortable. The massaging system works for the entire car including the boot! WOW!!
The car is almost made out of very weak aluminium, which you can just bend the body by just using strength. Who needs a strong car? When the car is lighter, you can go faster! You don't need safety anyway, just drive fast and carefully. Oh yeah did I mention about the safety belts? It kinda chokes you anyway, I still can't find the good part about the safety belts but I am sure Proton won't let us down!
NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE EXCITING QUESTION.
Why do you need to get a Skyline, when we have Gen2 in Malaysia? Skyline is only about speed and beauty. Oh comon, Gen2 have speed with its noisy engine too! Beauty? Gen2 is all about fashion and creativity. Now tell me, does SKYLINE have a whole car massaging system? NO! Does it have handy weapons like Gen2? NO! Is it heavy? YES! Because of the harder body kit! Don't need to argue or think, Gen2 is always the best choice.
RX-7? Nooo.. The petrol is gonna kill you with RX-7's twin turbo rotary engine! Why not use Gen2? Its much more economical.
I felt so luxurious when I'm in a Gen2
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Friday, October 05, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA VERY INTERESTING POST WTF!
Yes yes why buy other car when you have gen 2 -___-"
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